Heh. Okay, so apparently a lot of you wackos really like that Boosh stuff. I'm happy that you're happy. Anyway, I've received many contest submissions. Today (Monday) is the last day to submit an entry. I will determine the winners Tuesday and announce them with Wednesday's update.
Yes, I watched a travel documentary on European monasteries last weekend. Why do you ask? There was this one place where they only got one meal a day in the Winter (two in Summer) and it consisted of a loaf of bread and a quarter liter of wine, which is just over one standard US cup. So a loaf of bread and a big glass of wine. One could do worse.