This comic had so many potential ends. It took me a while to settle on one. Can you think of a better one? Let's hear it! No prizes or anything, sorry.

Guess what?

Chicken butt!

I'm getting rolling on a nice quiet Friday here. It snowed a little overnight, which sucks, but it'll warm up. Hardboiled eggs and yogurt. I can hear the fishtank burbling and the traffic driving past. The quiet is nice. Mom, I don't wanna go to school today.