Remember, kids, stealing babies is wrong.

This morning I destroyed my kitchen. I really hope it's not an indicator of how the week is going to go. I was trying to mix eggs in a bowl, you know, for scrambled eggs. I picked up a bottle of olive oil, because sometimes I use that instead of cooking spray. But the top slipped right off the bottle, which fell, smashing the bowl to pieces. The bottle continued to fall to the floor - where the plastic pour arrester popped out. So I had eggs pooling across the counter and dripping onto the floor, a cup or two of olive oil on the floor, and shards of ceramic bowl everywhere. It was not how I pictured my day starting.