French toast and skillet-crisped turkey for breakfast today kiddies! Bank on that!

Do you know how great you people are? After mentioning the fan map the other day I've since gotten easily 75 notices (my estimate) about new pins. Isn't that cool? Imagine if I called you to some actually beneficial purpose. Hey guys, let's get together and overthrow the ______. I haven't figured out the target yet but they're never gonna know what hit 'em.

Also, here's a pre that may or may not be funny. I can't tell any more.