Today's Pre comic exists pretty much solely because of the second panel. So. Enjoy!

This afternoon a dude's coming over to clean my chimney. If you know what I mean. And by that I mean he's going to scrub off the accumulated creosote and char from my house's masonry. Bonus: get off early from work.

Unrelated Bonus: I was prescribed a medication, the side effects of which are the exact symptoms from which I'm suffering. That's fantastic. And the rate of incidence for said side effects is more than 10%. If I ever got better I'd never know. Heh. Good job there. Don't think I'll be taking those. Remember, kids, just because the guy's wearing a white lab coat doesn't make the fact that he's working out of the back of a van any less suspicious.