This comic actually works out pretty well because their brands have two colors. Marlboro's regular is red, and their Menthol Lights are green. Just like a certain pair of fat but astoundingly limber and healthy plumber brothers. Hmm. Makes you wonder, dunnit? Also, their outfits are direct takes off the Marlboro logo.

Stay in school, kids. Smoking leads to street drugs, and street drugs lead to crazy bad things, like you hallucinating that you're covered in gelflings, and it's gelfling mating season.

Oh, and sorry for screwing up Monday's comic's comment section. D'oh.