Howdy y'all! I don't know if you've noticed, but I have. We're getting close to 500 comics. Isn't that something? Geez. Who would've thought we'd get this far. All those years ago, when I was gathering coal on the streets of preindustrial London just to make ends meet. But we made it baby, made it through the storm! King of the world!

Actually I'm fairly acutely aware of how limited this comics "distribution" is compared to how it could be. I just don't have the time or inclination to join and participate in all those webcomic promotion sites. So much hand-drawn teenage manga. Oy. And I'm really not a "convention" type of guy, so comicon and all that is out. I mean, not that I've ever been invited. Which would've been nice. Woe is me.

But you're not here for a sob story! You're here for FABULOUS PRIZES. SO here we go!

Announcing theWAREHOUSE 500th Comic Deck of Cards Giveaway Extravaganza!

That's right, I have a single standard deck of playing cards, 52 cards and two Jokers, the backs of which feature the inimitable, irrepressible Charles the Raver. Impress your friends. Bewilder your grandmother. Con your coworkers with games of chance!

So how do you enter? It's another lovely FAN SIGN contest. Yes, that's right. I love seeing your smiling faces. So enter a fan sign between now and the debut of the 500th comic to be entered into the contest. Judgement criteria will be a little more stringent than in past contests. I will only accept entries that are photographs of you either holding an "I Love theWAREHOUSE" sign or having it written on part of your body. No photoshops (except to clean up and enhance photos), no drawings, etc. Depending on how many entries we receive, I will choose a "final round" of contestants and randomly select from this pool.

Click Here to Send your Fan Signs!

Also, if anyone other than the mortgage company thinks my signature is worth anything, I'd be more than happy to sign any of the cards (on the front to maintain playability). I'd suggest one of the jokers. But it'd be up to you!

Any questions? Hit me up in the comments section or email me directly. I wrote this first thing in the morning and I've been absolutely swamped this week so I very well may have overlooked things.

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