You guys are definitely right.
I do need to investigate new hosting solutions. But it's such a huge pain in the ass. I'm never really sitting around twiddling my thumbs for long enough that "hey, let's switch the whole website over to another host" sounds like a reasonable idea. I left my last webhost because of similar problems. Regardless, it's certainly not anything that you guys should have to worry about.
Ahh, the rare eight panel comic. A mighty fine beast.