Yeah, I have problems.

Apparently every once in a while I have to do a bathroom related comic. I don't want to. But something makes me do it, something possibly not of this world. I'm sure someone could write a book on bathroom social dynamics. Of course the closest to that already out there would be Dave Barry's famous urinal allocation story.

There was something else I wanted to bring up to you wee beasties, but it's slipped right out my mind and down behind the desk and I can't quite reach it. So. You know. Talk amongst yourselves.

Oh, for what it's worth, the formula in the 4th panel of today's comic should kinda-sorta work. Here's the breakdown:
D - the day of the week. Sunday is 1, Monday is 2, etc.
Mo - is month
Yr - is the two digit year
# - is the incremental, starting with 1, of the number of bathroom visits that day

So the second time you go to the bathroom today, Wednesday July 8th, the number would be 407-0902. Obviously this method may leave a lot of zeros and lower numbers in certain spots, but the day of the week and increment help mix it up a bit. Also drinking a whole carafe of coffee can really bump up that increment!

We've gotten a very good number of submissions for the shop contest, but definitely feel free to submit an email if you want to be in the running! I haven't been confirming receipt of your submissions but don't worry - I've got them!

CONTEST - I'll do a random drawing. Send me one email indicating your desire to participate. Winner will receive $20 off any item from theWAREHOUSE shop! If the item you want is under $20, you'll get it for free. Any difference over $20 (including shipping) will be your responsibility to PayPal to me. I'll stop accepting entries Wednesday night and will announce the winner on Friday.

And yes I know I ended a sentence with a preposition in this comic, but since so many people have been pointing out that it might be considered to be antiquated and incorrect, I'm noticing myself not caring as much, though it may sting with the barbs of a thousand scorpions.

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